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Freshman year

College is so fun
The frat parties are awesome
Shit, I'm on fire

(Edited because this stupid freshman counted fire as one syllable.)

the bird outside my window

i hear a twitter
at 2 o'clock in the morn
fuck that goddamn bird.
Three assignments due.
I am playing Minesweeper.
Shut it down and work!

Sorority Girls/Thank you, Professor

Sorority girls
blow coke off a toilet seat
while I just get drunk

Thank you, professor
for choosing the person with
the most grating voice

drunk sex

P.Ricans are rough
I am covered in hickeys.
So this is college...

No, seriously.
The bruise on my shoulder hurts.
Drunk sex is painful!
fall course selection
almost as diffult as
housing selection
hey i'm alysha.
i'm a sophomore at UConn,
studying english.

i like marching band.
i'm in tau beta sigma
-band sorority.

top song is 'sometime
around midnight' by the air-
borne toxic event.

oh creative writing.
i need to do that homework.
i should submit this.

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What's up, guys?!

I'm Kathryn. I'm 19 and a sophomore at Manhattanville College in Purchase, NY, a small private liberal arts institution populated with rich kids and Dominicans. I don't belong to either of those categories. I'm an English major with a concentration in American Literature (mainly because the English Lit concentration includes a course on Beowulf, Sir Gawain & the Green Knight, and The Canterbury Tales. Sorry. I don't do that.) I'm minoring in theatre and museum studies. I really like music, especially Coldplay, Stars, Dream Theater, The Allman Brothers, Kanye West before he started singing...and lots of other stuff. I make your mom jokes all the time. Don't be offended. It's not you; it's your mom. XD I do really like literature. I have been known to occasionally play Pokemon, even at the age of 19. My most-played song is "Last Nite" by The Strokes. We like to listen to The Strokes when we're drunk. I like poetry. as it happens, haiku is not my favourite form of poetry...but it's on its way up. haha.

In conclusion, I leave you with this:


Everyone is drunk.
I have too much work to do.
I need school to end.


don't get me wrong, I love college. I just wish it was freshman year and I had no real work and could party with my friends all the time.

Love,
Your friendly neighborhood co-maintainer

Mar. 19th, 2009

Hi! My name's Maddy
Deakin University
First-year teaching. Joy.

Living on campus
Lots of drinking, too much noise
But I am sober

I am a huge geek.
Reading, writing, quiet time
Always on the Net

Grew up in Melbourne
Now I look outside and see
Bunnies hopping past

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Piepiracy314: Intro Post!

Hello everyone!
So let's all do intro posts.
It's a good starter.

I am katie, and
Roanoke College is home.
English major, too.

I play ultimate.
I like to drink beer a lot
and wander around.

NON-HAIKU OTHER SHIT.
I'm short, I love swearing.
Your mom loves "your mom" jokes. True facts.
The song with the most plays is "Existentialism on Prom Night" by Straylight Run.

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